I called Jimmy Johns to order a sandwich.

I gave my order and asked for mayonnaise with NO vinaigrette on my sandwich.

Cashier: “was that no mayo ?”

me: “No. I said NO vinaigrette, but I want mayonnaise.”

Cashier: “So no sauce?”

me:

me: “I said NOOOO VINAIGRETTE, BUT I WANT mayonnaise.”

Cashier: “Ok it’ll be there shortly.”

When I finally got my sandwich that shit had no sauce at all on it.

Just meat, cheese, lettuce and bread.

What the Fuck am I suppose to do with a dry ass sandwich?